
"Stormy Monday In May"

"Beached"

"Dusk In B&W"

"Untitled"

"Skyline In Orange"

"My Camouflage Isn't Working, Is It?"
The uniting theme of this photography and erratic ramblings blog is the concept of "the Conquest of Abundance" as described in the book of the same title by philosopher of science Paul Feyerabend. This is the idea that in our attempts to gain control and knowledge of our world we have been loosing a large part of the richess this world has to offer, in the form of ideas, experiences, views, and basic diversity. This blog then is my personal attempt to regain some of this abundance.









If known at all The Netherlands abroad is known for any of very small list of things. These are in no particular order: wooden shoes, the red light district of Amsterdam, legalized marihuana (erroneously, selling and possession of marihuana are in fact illegal, certain regulations with regard to possession and selling are just not enforced), tulips, windmills, Gouda cheese and or canals.
Now the visiting foreigner might admire this explosion of creativity, missing the fact that there are actually two practical and pragmatic reasons for this, both related to the aforementioned national pastime. One reason is that a stolen bicycle should be made unrecognizable and unidentifiable as soon as it has been “acquired”. The second reason is that a unique bicycle with a memorable appearance is more easily recognized and retrieved. Now I known some people (otherwise known as wise-asses) are going to remark that purpose number one kind of defeats purpose number two. What they are forgetting to take into account though is the time factor. The creative alteration of the appearance of a bicycle takes time, inspiration and materials. Now I can hear you think: “yes, but how much time can that take?” I can tell you from personal experience that the answer to that question is: enough. The reason that I know this is that I have actually re-stolen my own bicycle on the same night it was stolen from me. I found it when I was on my way home on foot, cursing under my breath and actually saw the thing in a bicycle rack in front of one of the buildings I passed on the way to my house. The original lock was still attached and the cycle was unharmed so I recovered it.
This coincidentally was my closest encounter with the other side of the bicycle theft equation, as I am one of those rare Dutch with a cycle theft deficiency. (A fact which is mysterious even to me, because it is not from any moral conviction as I am completely immoral; at least according to the people that call themselves my friends) I have never actually stolen a bicycle myself or bough a stolen one knowingly. Even after the fourth and fifth ones had been stolen from me, which is usually the moment when even the most cycle theft resistant give in and go on the prowl for a free replacement, I held out. My final solution has been to become a bicycle free Dutchman, which as I understand is even rarer and might actually be illegal so please don’t tell anyone.



On a side note, a casual word of advice here; there is what appears to be an information stand located at Valletta bus terminal. This however is a misleading impression as the true function of this small building which has a wide desk behind which four or five public tranport officials are standing, is to provide a convenient central location for the aforementioned officials and bus drivers to yell at one another in Maltese, which is a curious mix of mainly Arabian and Italian. You can ask for information here, this however leads to three possible outcomes none of which may be what you desired: a blank stare, being completely ignored, or in the most positive case, being handed an indecipherable pamplet which purports to show the times of departure and routes of the various bus lines,
but instead is a cleverly designed piece of surrealist art.
To get back to the buses deficiencies that I alluded to earlier, they were legion, though some, like the top speed of 30km per hour might even be counted as advantages given the overall state of maintenance and the apparent absence of any form of suspension. I can assure you, you have never experienced anything even remotely similar to the infernal racket this bus produced even at sub 30km/h speeds, and in fact environments more conducive to casual conversation have been measured inside full blown hurricanes.
One of the most worrisome moments (most and worrisome also being relative terms here) on this bus ride was on a gently sloping uphill stretch when we were overtaken by an old lady with a big bag of groceries in one hand and a walking stick in the other, and for a second I got the strong impression that we were in fact starting to roll back down the hill in reverse.